Boris Johnson Coronavirus date (Rousse)

Boris Johnson broke all the rules when he walked into the bar and plonked his bulky body down onto the seat right next to me.

‘I hope you’re still up for our date in Pitlochry tonight?’ he croaked through his fever.

‘No way!’ I cried, ‘Get away from us all – NOW!’

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