Tag Archives: work

Illegal clown disrupts travel plans (Rousse)

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Dreamaticus

We’d waited two hours at Digbeth coach station in Birmingham and still the 22:00 service to Edinburgh was not ready to depart. The tannoy announced that it would now leave at 02:00. This was far too late for us, so … Continue reading →

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Sex change surgery marriage trap (Rousse)

Posted on October 8, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Tall, slim, out-going, blonde and beautiful, Sharon would someday make someone a lovely wife. As far as I was concerned, however, the time was not now. In addition, when the happy day eventually came, I expected that her groom would … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bank, bride, family, Friends, gay, gloom, grass, groom, husband, Italy, job, lake, lesbian, Loch Lomond, misery, neatness, obsession, och, sex, sex change, straight, surgery, TPR, water, wedding marriage, wife, work | Leave a comment

How to survive the first week of term (Rousse)

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Dreamaticus

My work life was falling to pieces: the only computer available to me for running a complex statistical package was an ancient XT; my first tutorial of the academic year lasted only 30 minutes because I hadn’t prepared enough material; … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged academic, booklet, complaints, computer, drug, drugs, green, hooch, office, pirate, pirates, print room, software, statistical, statistics, stats, stress, student, students, teaching, term, treasure, treasure hunt, tutorial, typos, university, work, XT | Leave a comment

How to make a Buddhist cross (Belle)

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Dreamaticus

It was my first day in a new job and it was already going disastrously wrong. My boss, an old friend, had shouted drunkenly at me before I had even hung up my coat. I had no desk, telephone or … Continue reading →

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Rousse rejects a lover and kills a cat

Posted on June 26, 2011 by Dreamaticus

The arrangements for our holiday were hardly ideal. I hadn’t managed to finish my conference paper in time so was obliged to take a stack of work with me, and when we arrived in Antigua we found that we’d been … Continue reading →

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Rousse searches underground Theseus-style

Posted on June 18, 2011 by Dreamaticus

I ran along Market Street past grand Georgian houses in pursuit of VE. When she ducked into Oxford Circus tube station I lost sight of her. As I pondered what to do next, an old man and a blind woman … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged blind, deaf, girl, girls, hat, Hebrides, London, Minotaur, naked, Oxford Circus, Royal British Legion, String, Theseus, tube, underground, work | Leave a comment

Camels and elephants spotted in British coastal waters (Rousse)

Posted on June 9, 2011 by Dreamaticus

Although it had become rather shabby, so far there had been no good reason to redecorate the rooms at the back of our flat. The kitchen was serviceable (provided that you remembered that the hob on the oven could never … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged baby, brother, camels, conservatory, decorate, dolphins, elephants, extension, family, fishing, flat, girl, harbour, hob, kitchen, oven, potato, scones, sea, seals, shop, sister, tea room, TPR, village, whales, wind, work | Leave a comment

Postcards to Prince William, a rat in the office, and in-flight washing facilities (Rousse)

Posted on May 27, 2011 by Dreamaticus

When I said that I would join them just as soon as I finished addressing my postcards to the Palace most of the party shot me dirty looks. I didn’t care. They were just jealous that they – unlike me … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged airport, brother-in-law, Buckingham Palace, Edinburgh, filth, flight, flying, hair, London, meeting, office, palace, Prince William, rat, stewardess, wash, work | Leave a comment

Evidence of global warming in Antigua (Rousse)

Posted on April 22, 2011 by Dreamaticus

I thought that I had signed up for a dream holiday “away from it all” so was somewhat annoyed to find running club friends lounging beside the hotel pool, and see familiar faces from work at the bar. TPR suggested … Continue reading →

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Loss of voice and mind (Rousse)

Posted on April 13, 2011 by Dreamaticus

When I returned to work after a bout of illness I discovered two things. First, builders had demolished all the women’s toilets in my wing. Second, when it was announced that I was off sick, colleagues had queued at KC’s … Continue reading →

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