Belle and Aitch on the ball

I tried to buy cigarettes in Paris but got distracted by lavender and mango bath salts which cost €52.50.

Later the rapper Aitch and I started a wildly successful YouTube channel (‘On The Ball’)  in which we taught each other spectacular footballing skills. My signature move was long-range curving shots into the upper corner of the net.

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