Tag Archives: Africa

Bigamist escapes to Africa on the cruise ship Botswana (Rousse)

Posted on June 24, 2018 by Dreamaticus

I was a bigamist five times over and now feared detection. So, dressed in a white sailor’s uniform complete with brass buttons, I escaped the police by boarding the cruise ship Botswana in Ullapool harbour. I looked forward to completing … Continue reading →

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Tuning into Toto’s Africa (Rousse)

Posted on April 9, 2018 by Dreamaticus

A full orchestra was tuning up from seats (rather than the stage) in the conference hall. I recognised the refrain: Toto’s Africa. The conductor was so enthusiastic that she was playing a clarinet herself, as well as leading the musicians. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Africa, break, clarinet, conductor, conference, delegate, door, hotel, musician, official, orchestra, performance, rehearsal, room, seat, session, stage, swim, Toto, tune | Leave a comment

Stockton man traffics refugees as a sideline to drug dealing (Rousse)

Posted on December 11, 2017 by Dreamaticus

TPR and I were setting down to watch a 1970s film in the upstairs drawing room of the White House when we sensed that we were not alone. After a quick check behind the furniture revealed nothing, we sat back … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 1970s, Africa, bedroom, blacl, car, check, curtains, deal, document, drawing, dress, drug, exit, film, furniture, getaway, green, hall, Hartburn, house, identity, Indian, justice, local, man, Marks and Spencers, movie, naked, national, room, scrawny, shifty, small, sofa, sound, staircase, Stockton, T shirt, TPR, traffic, trousers, upstairs, velvet, White House, window | Leave a comment

Jungle rapist apprehended by mobile dental service (Rousse)

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Dreamaticus

My girlfriend and I beat a path through the remote African jungle. We had no idea of how we would ever find our way back to safety again, but we were grateful to discover a sheltered spot under some ancient … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Africa, camp, dental, girlfriend, jungle, mobile, rape, rapist, rejoice, rescue, service, tree, van. treatment | Leave a comment

A disappointing trip to Africa with Thomson (Rousse)

Posted on December 23, 2014 by Dreamaticus

A Thomson Holidays trip to North Africa was as miserable as I feared. The hotel dining room was the biggest disappointment. It was as drab as a student refectory, and at mealtimes you were obliged to share your dinner table … Continue reading →

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Preparations for a stag party in Dublin (Rousse)

Posted on March 27, 2014 by Dreamaticus

I was honoured to have been invited to JG’s stag party in Dublin, along with KA (how did she know JG?), and AG. I congratulated the latter on her weight loss and enduring beauty. I had to tidy my office … Continue reading →

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Voodoo academic claims end to African famine (Rousse)

Posted on April 12, 2012 by Dreamaticus

“Prior to the agrarian revolution…” boomed the pompous voice across the lecture hall. We were supposed be celebrating my birthday with tea and cake, but instead were forced to listen to this overblown academic drone on and on and on, … Continue reading →

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Tag Archives: Africa

Bigamist escapes to Africa on the cruise ship Botswana (Rousse)

Tuning into Toto’s Africa (Rousse)

Stockton man traffics refugees as a sideline to drug dealing (Rousse)

Jungle rapist apprehended by mobile dental service (Rousse)

A disappointing trip to Africa with Thomson (Rousse)

Preparations for a stag party in Dublin (Rousse)

Voodoo academic claims end to African famine (Rousse)

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