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Tag Archives: Africa
Bigamist escapes to Africa on the cruise ship Botswana (Rousse)
I was a bigamist five times over and now feared detection. So, dressed in a white sailor’s uniform complete with brass buttons, I escaped the police by boarding the cruise ship Botswana in Ullapool harbour. I looked forward to completing … Continue reading
Tuning into Toto’s Africa (Rousse)
A full orchestra was tuning up from seats (rather than the stage) in the conference hall. I recognised the refrain: Toto’s Africa. The conductor was so enthusiastic that she was playing a clarinet herself, as well as leading the musicians. … Continue reading
Stockton man traffics refugees as a sideline to drug dealing (Rousse)
TPR and I were setting down to watch a 1970s film in the upstairs drawing room of the White House when we sensed that we were not alone. After a quick check behind the furniture revealed nothing, we sat back … Continue reading
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Tagged 1970s, Africa, bedroom, blacl, car, check, curtains, deal, document, drawing, dress, drug, exit, film, furniture, getaway, green, hall, Hartburn, house, identity, Indian, justice, local, man, Marks and Spencers, movie, naked, national, room, scrawny, shifty, small, sofa, sound, staircase, Stockton, T shirt, TPR, traffic, trousers, upstairs, velvet, White House, window
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Jungle rapist apprehended by mobile dental service (Rousse)
My girlfriend and I beat a path through the remote African jungle. We had no idea of how we would ever find our way back to safety again, but we were grateful to discover a sheltered spot under some ancient … Continue reading
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Tagged Africa, camp, dental, girlfriend, jungle, mobile, rape, rapist, rejoice, rescue, service, tree, van. treatment
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A disappointing trip to Africa with Thomson (Rousse)
A Thomson Holidays trip to North Africa was as miserable as I feared. The hotel dining room was the biggest disappointment. It was as drab as a student refectory, and at mealtimes you were obliged to share your dinner table … Continue reading
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Tagged Africa, dining room, dinner, disappointing, drab, hotel, meal, miserable, North Africa, reduced circumstances, refectory, room, stranger, strangers, student, table, thomson, Thomson Holidays, TPR, trip
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Preparations for a stag party in Dublin (Rousse)
I was honoured to have been invited to JG’s stag party in Dublin, along with KA (how did she know JG?), and AG. I congratulated the latter on her weight loss and enduring beauty. I had to tidy my office … Continue reading
Voodoo academic claims end to African famine (Rousse)
“Prior to the agrarian revolution…” boomed the pompous voice across the lecture hall. We were supposed be celebrating my birthday with tea and cake, but instead were forced to listen to this overblown academic drone on and on and on, … Continue reading
Shoes go viral (Belle)
Advertisements were blasting out over the loudspeakers in the street “Are THESE the new Birkenstocks?”. The new Birkenstocks! I couldn’t believe how excited I was. In order to view the advert, I had to look in an oversized Christmas tree … Continue reading
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Tagged advertisement, Africa, bauble, Birkenstocks, Christmas, shoes
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