My friend decided to take the ‘short route’ over the boggy moorland.
‘I won’t rescue you if you fall in!’ I called after her – just at the point that she sank up to her thighs in muddy sludge.
My friend decided to take the ‘short route’ over the boggy moorland.
‘I won’t rescue you if you fall in!’ I called after her – just at the point that she sank up to her thighs in muddy sludge.
I met LK sitting on the narrow pavement outside her colony house on Easter Road. She wanted to show me her garden so we left her two daughters by the roadside and I followed her through the main door of her building into the gloomy stairwell. There was very little room in here and I immediately felt claustrophobic, especially under the long white bed sheets that were hanging out to dry from the banister rail.
Once back outside again, however, it was lovely to see the elderly residents of Edinburgh enjoying their gardens. I was also impressed by the long back green, ideal for children’s ball games.
Then LK took me up to her flat. I climbed into her son’s bed and checked his application for a place on a degree course at Robert Gordon University. At the same time I explained to LK the difference between GCSE, AS and A levels.
Belle and I debated where we should spend our evening together. The final choice depended on who won the football. We really wanted to be with the fans of the victors, whether or not England beat Sweden.
We were all travelling on the Birmingham University French 1986 graduates’ bus. DM passed along the aisle offering cups of tea. I told her that TPR and I had made a brief visit to Rhyl and she said that we should have called in on her. She could have taken us deep sea diving! If we still fancied a dip, we would be welcome to join her and her husband on holiday on their boat in the tropics.
The woman on the coach sitting next to me was older than the rest of us. She spoke with a West Midlands accent and told us that her family came from Coventry. When we asked why she had joined us for the day she explained that she was representing her son David Limmington. David had died 16 years earlier from food poisoning after eating five figs at a buffet reception in the library were he worked.
Another participant called everyone to attention. He now worked as a microphone man for BBC3. He recommended that everyone watch his latest show, Hot rod librarian. He played some footage so that we would get a flavour of it. Two beautiful silver faces were talking to one another. At first they looked like SB and HJ, but as the camera panned in they were revealed to be a couple of sweet wrappers in the gutter.
The H family bought a white 1970s house in a small close not far from our bedsit.
I preferred their place over ours: there was so much more space. So I would regularly sneak into their sitting room late at night and sleep on the floor between E and J in their single beds.
When EH and I climbed into the car for our lift to work we could not understand why JS was so cold towards us.
She soon provided an explanation. She’d cooked up a feast the night before for our book group meeting, and was very disappointed that neither of us had turned up to eat it.
TPR and I slept outdoors, afloat in a pond. The trick to keeping warm was to move the mattress into the sunlight whenever possible.
Following years of misery XY finally cheered up. She chopped her long lanky hair into a punky Siouxsie Sioux style, dyed it jet black, and started to smile.
When she returned to her student haunts everyone was amazed at what a new hairstyle could achieve.
I chased TPR over the moorland and past the skiers who were racing down to the loch along a single strip of snow. When TPR threw his sticks in the air and dropped over a steep cliff I thought that I had lost him forever – but he came back, carrying an extremely cute, cuddly, snow-white baby bear cub!
Just as I was about to take the cub into my arms a gamekeeper approached and demanded that TPR release the animal back into the wild. It needed to be left to grow so that there would be plenty of game for future ‘sport’.