Dreamaticus

On holiday in Antigua I shared a double bedroom with JK, while TPR opted for a single. I couldn’t be sure where KT and KC were sleeping, but I was pleased that they came along. KT almost chose a cycling rally in Bristol over a Caribbean holiday!

While we were sunbathing by the pool another holiday-maker approached us. He boasted that he had sneaked into our all-inclusive resort at no cost to himself or his partner. He explained that they simply turned up at the bar for drinks, and at the restaurant at meal times, where the waiting staff were more than willing to serve them. When I questioned this man’s morals he sloped off.

I then informed the bar staff of my discovery. They told me that they would be onto the case: this criminal would never be welcomed back.