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Kittens and a villain (Belle)

Posted on August 13, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I worked in a kitten hospital and then saw Goldfinger at the cinema.

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When diversification doesn’t work (Belle)

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Dreamaticus

The local Thai spa was teaching Scottish country dancing to businessmen in the lobby. As I was waiting for my sauna I thought ‘this isn’t very relaxing…’

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Flying to Australia will always be uncomfortable (Rousse)

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I flew to Australia first class in a plane laid out with single beds like a hospital ward. It was still very uncomfortable.

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A good deed rewarded by a purchase (Belle)

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I ran out of a cave in a Cornish cove and helped to hide Cavalier children in cupboards under sinks. Then I bought a handbag in a warehouse sale.

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Belle’s garden acrobatics

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I participated in a record breaking commute via tyre, swinging across gardens on big ropes. Then I sang Polish folk songs in Tesco.

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Rousse solves all the problems of the NHS

Posted on July 31, 2010 by Dreamaticus

The vast consulting room was packed since the Coalition government’s reform of the health service: all medical appointments take place at 1pm each day, so nobody forgets their appointment, and each patient is seen by six doctors at once to … Continue reading →

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Belle falls in love

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I stayed in a country house with secret passages and wooden panels and met and fell in love with Tony Adams. We had a box brownie camera.

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Beckham rescues Rousse

Posted on July 25, 2010 by Dreamaticus

Trapped up to my neck in a skip filled with washing powder, and with all vital organs approaching shutdown, David Beckham came to the rescue and hauled me out.

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The dark side of reality TV (Belle)

Posted on July 18, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was starring in this sub Glee-style reality show learning to be a rapper. We had to sing a musical number about a plane crash. We all rebelled when they gave us false back stories.

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Exotic trip to Korea (Belle)

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I had to commute across a river in a large acorn that split apart like an Easter egg. The people who put me in cut my name out in Korean onto a leaf. There was also a fudge-flavoured lipstick named … Continue reading →

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