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Belle’s angry confusion

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Dreamaticus

Why was my bed in the meeting room? Why was I swimming on my side and doing widths? I did scream at the top of my voice ‘I am not your f****** slave!’ which was very liberating.

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Belle’s crimes catch up with her (Rousse)

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Dreamaticus

We were on a BA flight when suddenly a stewardess stood up and publicly identified Belle as an ex-convict. Her crime? Kidnapping ducks and selling them on to the Finns for animal experiments.

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A new religion is launched (Belle)

Posted on July 13, 2010 by Dreamaticus

The piano was draped in a cover embroidered with messages to be used as sacred text to launch a new religion.

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Belle meets her ideal man

Posted on July 11, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I met a fabulous man. He was scuba-diving football coach. He lived near a blue bay with lovely fine sand.

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An ordinary meal turns strange (Belle)

Posted on July 7, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was trying to explain to my dining companion that the restaurant was very ‘sixth form male’, while shouting over a DJ playing a picture disc of War of the Worlds. There was a 1940s football map, a baby, a … Continue reading →

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Belle makes herself useful

Posted on July 4, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was correcting errors on Woman’s Hour.

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Working hard with a sore arm and no iPod (Belle)

Posted on July 1, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I had an operation on my arm and snapped my iPod in two. Then I was very rude to someone who wanted me to survey people about their favourite Doctor Who. ‘What will that tell us’ I said ‘… apart … Continue reading →

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The life of the ace reporter (Belle)

Posted on June 30, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was an ace reporter, with inky thumbs. I saw infinity pools on hotel roofs.

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Friends in the bushes (Rousse)

Posted on June 29, 2010 by Dreamaticus

KTR and Texas T were in my garden.

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Belle’s babies at sea

Posted on June 28, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was with a bunch of women who stole an ambulance so they could drive to the sea to give birth.

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