Monthly Archives: February 2025

A new life in a house by the sea (Rousse)

Posted on February 26, 2025 by Dreamaticus

At last, my dreams of a house by the sea were fulfilled. Granted, the village would likely be overrun in the summer, but that was a small price to pay for the view, not to mention the enormous garden with … Continue reading →

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Hugh Grant gold-digger (Rousse)

Posted on February 24, 2025 by Dreamaticus

My boyfriend Hugh Grant met me at work every day to watch old films in my office. I was convinced, however, that he wouldn’t be mine for long. He was a renowned gold-digger, and would soon discover that I was … Continue reading →

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A Daily Mail fake (Rousse)

Posted on February 24, 2025 by Dreamaticus

While everyone else was taking a siesta, WB’s new husband Richard cosied up to me on the sofa and confessed that he worked for the Daily Mail. He explained that he had held the post of Marketing Director for the … Continue reading →

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Shamed at a Newcastle University seminar (Rousse)

Posted on February 23, 2025 by Dreamaticus

TPR and I travelled to Newcastle for two visits to my mother in her care home. Between the visits, TPR consulted physics text books in Newcastle University library, then we both attended a research seminar in the School of Fine … Continue reading →

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From floppy to dead (Rousse)

Posted on February 22, 2025 by Dreamaticus

One of the two tiny puppies that the woman handed over to me looked a bit floppy. Nevertheless, I photographed the pair of them. When I passed the puppies back to her, I hoped that she didn’t notice that the … Continue reading →

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The body in the locker (Rousse)

Posted on February 21, 2025 by Dreamaticus

I visited my locker from time to time to check that it did not smell. I was afraid that if it did, someone would find the rotting body parts in my spare change tin. Then everyone would know that I … Continue reading →

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Tom Hollander gynaecologist (Rousse)

Posted on February 20, 2025 by Dreamaticus

I was 46 years old and pregnant with triplets. But all was not lost because Tom Hollander was my gynaecologist.

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An non-romantic proposal (Belle)

Posted on February 18, 2025 by Dreamaticus

My significant other and I had been in a relationship for years. We were arguing about why we were still not married, or even engaged. As the argument continued, I realised I was growing to hate him. Eventually, he dug … Continue reading →

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Fake dentists take a hostage (Rousse)

Posted on February 18, 2025 by Dreamaticus

All our plans were fixed. Our flight to Italy left at 5pm so we arranged to leave the Hilton hotel exactly an hour earlier. Then, a disaster. The entire bridge on the upper right hand side of my mouth dropped … Continue reading →

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A rash threesome (Rousse)

Posted on February 17, 2025 by Dreamaticus

TPR admitted that he had been sneaking out to participate in a threesome, but he refused to tell me the names of his partners. ‘No wonder you are covered in that horrible rash’, I screamed at him. ‘Don’t you dare … Continue reading →

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