I spotted a vintage poster with the headline “I love drawing pens”. I couldn’t help but notice the typesetter had left a space between the “n” and the “s” so I decided to amend the poster to read “I love drawing penis”. I laughed so hard in the most self congratulatory way possible. How was it possible that I was so funny and clever?
Then I cut myself a terrible fringe with the kitchen scissors. Suddenly I wasn’t as clever as I thought I was.