I was living in a new house-share, overlooking Greenwich Park. Every time I came home, yet another long-haired cat had moved in. Where were they all coming from? One of my new flatmates was a handsome one-legged soldier, who had made an Oscar-winning documentary about his regiment. What a heart-throb! Everytime he walked into the room my knees buckled. Embarrassingly, after naming one of the cats ‘Clint’, I realised that this was the soldier’s name too. My crush was revealed.