Monthly Archives: October 2010

Rousse hopes Mark Zuckerberg is watching

At the craft fair they were selling flat little chocolate bars in Facebook-branded wrappers.

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Alien invasion – includes Wayne Rooney (Rousse)

The aliens were here but I was the only one who could spot them. It was a dead-giveaway. They were all 6’4″ and over, and made silly mistakes with their English: “I’ll meet you at 8 quarter past o’clock” and … Continue reading

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Unexpected meeting leads to football match in Prague (Belle)

I was in an airport arrivals hall and couldn’t work out the ticketing system that enabled passengers to leave the building. I bumped into an ex, and it was the second time we had met in an arrivals hall. He … Continue reading

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Remembrance and Shetland revision classes (Rousse)

I turned left on to Nicholson Street and came face to face with the mourning masses marching in remembrance of those who had perished in the disaster. ======= I was furious that, once again, I was expected to work when … Continue reading

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The sea air is not so healthy (Belle)

I lived by the seaside. There was a contagious zombie disease that turned victims into orange wig-wearing clowns. I was not affected.

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New York is a dangerous place for Rousse

The New York sky-scrapers stretched high into the blue. I admired them while our host, MB (JG’s husband), started to load our bags into his car. As a result I missed the moment when a mugger grabbed one of the … Continue reading

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Belle is not the best of witnesses

I was waiting to give my evidence at a court trial when as events unfurled I realised I couldn’t remember a single thing and I was going to have to either lie, or run. ======= All the roses were vivid … Continue reading

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Rousse solves practical problems at work

It was so difficult to find somewhere for a private conversation that EMc and I met under a chair in the middle of another meeting. I asked him to remove his glasses so that I could see him more clearly. … Continue reading

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Belle’s random ramblings – with bonus Russell Brand

Meatballs in Timbuktu. ======= Russell Brand saying he grew up on a pig farm. ======= A video of moving trainers arriving in a club full of big bass sounds. ======= Working on a milk round.

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Cash to pay for wall repairs, and something more substantial to wear (Belle)

Holes appeared in my kitchen wall. ======= I dropped a bag full of coins in a conference room and found an enamelled five euro coin. I was dressed in a towel.

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