Tag Archives: zombie

Zombie dad on an iPad (Rousse)

Although dead for over a year, my zombie father was still very much in our lives. One day, when in bed browsing old footage of family dining on an iPad, he froze a frame of himself scowling. Then he summoned … Continue reading

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A frightening encounter with an vicious labradoodle and a zombie businessman (Rousse)

They were both out to get me: the white labradoodle that leapt to bite my hand, and the zombie in the blood-stained business suit.

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Rousse’s trip to Spain uncovers NHS zombie and Sir Alex Ferguson’s secret château

I acknowledged that this little game with passengers at Edinburgh airport was losing its appeal. Stopping dead in your tracks just to witness the reaction of people following immediately behind you is a bit childish. At the gate, and from … Continue reading

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The sea air is not so healthy (Belle)

I lived by the seaside. There was a contagious zombie disease that turned victims into orange wig-wearing clowns. I was not affected.

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Zombie films and swimming (Belle)

I was at the very back of a human crocodile of people swimming across a river for fun. I was late because I had been watching five zombie films back to back.

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