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Phil Collins flies first class (Rousse)

Phil Collins was travelling first class from Montreal back to London on the same flight as me. I knew this because the fat woman in yellow told me so in the vast aircraft toilets.

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Phil Collins’ Ghostbusters dance (Rousse)

Phil Collins danced with joy as I watched Ghostbusters on a decrepit VHS tape. Afterwards I took the dog into town to find TPR’s abandoned bike. When I returned home to the White House I annoyed my sister J. She … Continue reading

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Phil Collins frightened (Rousse)

Phil Collins was much shorter than expected. We chatted happily as we crossed the common, but as soon as we entered the housing estate and noticed dealers selling to addicts in darkened doorways he begged to be taken elsewhere.

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