Tag Archives: park

Naked runner upstages singer (Rousse)

Posted on May 27, 2019 by Dreamaticus

The singer at the staff awards party was a plump woman from HR. She sang well, but the audience paid more attention to her outfit than to her voice. She wore a gold mesh mini-dress that barely covered her scarlet … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged awards, dress, gold, HR, mesh, naked, outfit, park, party, runner, scarlet, singer, underwear, woman | Leave a comment

Dalek Rolls Royce kidnap (Rousse)

Posted on February 11, 2019 by Dreamaticus

I remembered that I had not been able to find a large enough space to leave my white Rolls Royce in the car park next to the river. Now I had also forgotten where I had eventually left it. Nevertheless, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged battalion, bunk, campus, car, control, Cornwall, Dalek, Dr Who, heaven, park, professoriate, remote, river, Rolls Royce, Stockton, tardis, television | Leave a comment

When your new neighbours are reality television stars (Rousse)

Posted on January 12, 2019 by Dreamaticus

The new upstairs neighbours had moved in! I was able to confirm this to TPR and DM from the bedroom window as I watched a car arrive in the new parking space behind our garden. Before long we noticed that … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged basement, bedroom, chute, flat, flat-warming, garden, guest, London, neighbour, park, programme, reality, space, star, television, TV, upstairs, wall | Leave a comment

Local government loo inspection incognito (Rousse)

Posted on June 22, 2017 by Dreamaticus

TPR found us a new house in a smart Glasgow terrace opposite a park. Next I had to find a new job. I accepted a lift to a run-down provincial town where I met Margaret, my new boss in local … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged boss, Glasgow, government, incognito, inspection, job, lavatory, lift, local, loo, Margaret, park, provincial, resignation, run-down, smart, terrace, toilet, town, TPR | Leave a comment

The chance of a year in France and Marmite tinfoil in a Little Chef (Rousse)

Posted on April 17, 2017 by Dreamaticus

I sat through the sandy-haired lecturer’s explanation of how to apply for a year abroad in France then took the ‘handout’ at the end. This took the form of three tiny orange cards, rather like rail tickets. There was little … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged car, card, chance, city, cover, duvet, explanation, foil, France, handout, lecturer, Little Chef, Marmite, Orange, park, rail, sandy, sheet, ticket, tin, tinfoil, TPR, year | Leave a comment

Twins, a five-legged soccer creature, and a lost football pitch (Rousse)

Posted on February 13, 2017 by Dreamaticus

I accompanied the twin eight year-olds (already kitted out in white football strips) to the vast park. Here I was told that we would easily find the pitch. We set off as directed. I related tales of a five-legged soccer … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged children, creature, find, football, lost, park, pitch, soccer, strip, twin, white | Leave a comment

Woman bludgeons man to death in Holyrood Park (Rousse)

Posted on January 30, 2017 by Dreamaticus

LK led the three of us through Holyrood Park. I shouted after her that this was the long way, so we all turned back to take the route around the other side of the hill and loch. I had been … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged abuse, bad, behaviour, bloodshed, blow, bludgeon, crime, dead, death, flock, head, hill, Holyrood, kill, loch, park, punishment, rock, route, severe, sheep, shout, warning, way, woman | Leave a comment

Tesco introduces motorised bikes to speed up in-store purchasing (Rousse)

Posted on January 22, 2017 by Dreamaticus

Tesco introduced four-wheeled motorised bikes to help increase in-store purchasing speed. It thus came as something of a surprise when supermarket customers started using the bikes for another purpose: to perform competitive wheelies in the car park. TPR took up … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged beach, bicycle, bike, car, car park, customer, cycle, dune, enthusiasts, Eurocamp, leap, middle class, motorised, park, purchase, resort, sand, seaside, supermarket, Tesco, town, TPR, wheelchair, wheelie | Leave a comment

Losing weight and losing your mind (Rousse)

Posted on November 17, 2016 by Dreamaticus

Belle and I were having huge problems dealing with TIX. Although we were terribly impressed by her recent weight loss, we were distressed to discover that she had also lost her mind. When she jumped out of the car in … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged abandoned, bedroom, car, carelessness, chair, confess, dark, demented, distress, entrance, friend, happy, hotel, hunt, husband, impress, jump, Leith, lose, mind, park, reocognise, reover, sit, street, weight | Leave a comment

Travelling by minibus for tea with the Queen at Holyrood Palace (Rousse)

Posted on November 10, 2016 by Dreamaticus

I was about to take my seat in the theatre when LF grabbed me from behind. ‘Hey’, she said, ‘Someone forgot the arrangement to meet outside!’ It was true. I had agreed to see her prior to the show, not … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged artefact, autumn, biscuit, blue, brochure, bump, carpet, cream, crumb, donate, driver, Edinburgh, Elizabeth, family, flash, floor, fossil, ginger, Holyrood, hump, II, ink, leak, light, loch, manager, minibus, mirror, mountain, North Bridge, park, party, pen, puzzle, Queen, red, road, show, siren, snack, stage, stain, tea, theatre, travel, under-carriage, vehicle, Waterloo Place | Leave a comment