Tag Archives: flying

An elaborate plan to find a husband (Belle)

Almost everyone survived the plane crash – it was a miracle. We all had to stand up, wherever we were, when the lady mayor came past. Everytime I spoke about my ideas for community cohesion (“they hate us because we … Continue reading

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Unexpected meeting leads to football match in Prague (Belle)

I was in an airport arrivals hall and couldn’t work out the ticketing system that enabled passengers to leave the building. I bumped into an ex, and it was the second time we had met in an arrivals hall. He … Continue reading

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Flying to Australia will always be uncomfortable (Rousse)

I flew to Australia first class in a plane laid out with single beds like a hospital ward. It was still very uncomfortable.

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The dark side of reality TV (Belle)

I was starring in this sub Glee-style reality show learning to be a rapper. We had to sing a musical number about a plane crash. We all rebelled when they gave us false back stories.

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Belle’s crimes catch up with her (Rousse)

We were on a BA flight when suddenly a stewardess stood up and publicly identified Belle as an ex-convict. Her crime? Kidnapping ducks and selling them on to the Finns for animal experiments.

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