Tag Archives: Finns

Struggling to rejoin the Camino Português por la costa (Rousse)

Posted on November 2, 2025 by Dreamaticus

Gathered together in Porto at their annual conference to discuss the nature of being, a clutch of Finnish philosophers welcomed me into their company. They gave me protection from the bullies whose insults referred to my stupidity of flying home, … Continue reading →

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Beanie Feldstein in jacket mix-up at Helsinki airport (Rousse)

Posted on January 16, 2022 by Dreamaticus

I met Beanie Feldstein at Helsinki airport en route for the States. After a little confusion over our jackets – I accidentally picked up her grey one thinking that it was mine (even though mine was purple) – we soon … Continue reading →

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Monk murderer disposes of weapons in sewer (Rousse)

Posted on July 1, 2015 by Dreamaticus

In the dead of night I disposed of the murder weapons down sewers accessed from the gym cellars. I knew that I would be in big trouble if I were caught, but at least I had not killed anyone myself … Continue reading →

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Finns support childcare specialist spread the news in Northumberland (Rousse)

Posted on December 23, 2014 by Dreamaticus

KA passed around a set of printed cards. ‘I very much hope you can come along to my talk on childcare at the Queen’s Hall, Hexham’ she said. ‘It’s sponsored by the University of Kent and Åbo Akademi, Finland’.

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Narwhal is cover for Finnish plot to invade Estonia (Rousse)

Posted on September 21, 2013 by Dreamaticus

I explained to my companion that I had long experience of mixing with wealthy people, mainly in the country seats of Northumberland and the chateaux of Auvergne. However, never before had I seen a place like this. Our multimillionaire host … Continue reading →

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Belle’s crimes catch up with her (Rousse)

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Dreamaticus

We were on a BA flight when suddenly a stewardess stood up and publicly identified Belle as an ex-convict. Her crime? Kidnapping ducks and selling them on to the Finns for animal experiments.

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