Tag Archives: dog

Chimps, sheep and a dog (Belle)

Posted on November 13, 2010 by Dreamaticus

In the grounds of the stately home, only the chimpanzees were allowed to walk on the grass. The buildings were beautiful, yellow bricked and regency. We were here to reunite a teenage boy with the chimp that had rescued him … Continue reading →

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Drag queens and dogs (Belle)

Posted on November 7, 2010 by Dreamaticus

Even though it was Saturday, I had gone into the fashion college and felt very pleased with myself. Looking for the bathroom, I met two very tall gothic drag queens who gave me directions. Tan-coloured thigh-high boots were displayed on … Continue reading →

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Belle bites dog

Posted on October 28, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was wandering around an airport/service station type shop that sold lots of flowers when I absentmindedly bit the ear off a beautifully fashioned chocolate dog. I had to confess to a man behind the till and he fashioned a … Continue reading →

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Disasters in M&S, Wales, Deptford and the house (Belle)

Posted on October 22, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I started a new job as a Marks and Spencer cashier and it was the worst debut ever. I was being driven ‘to Wales’ for dinner by a mystery man but we were delayed by the pony and trap in … Continue reading →

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Just an ordinary day walking the dog and calling in at the pub (Belle)

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was walking Norman Wisdom’s dogs. The local pub ran lunch-time sessions where you could sit maths tests at school desks and eat cheese.

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Creature confusion (Belle)

Posted on September 25, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was backstage on a TV show where there was a dog-sitter. It was a human-sized badger dressed like Mrs Tiggywinkle.

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Belle participates in a sheep dog trial

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Dreamaticus

After queuing up nicely, I was allowed to join a synchronised sheepdog trial. The sheep ran away from me, but the dog got me into the pen quite nicely. Then a load of strangers started doing acrobatics on the course.

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Lost belongings (Rousse)

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Dreamaticus

The rope of the pallet carrying our belongings over the gorge slipped and half its cargo – including Bertie the collie dog, two cats and all the chickens – tumbled into the torrent below. The crane driver was unmoved; I … Continue reading →

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Vampire carnival (Belle)

Posted on May 18, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was looking after a beagle during a vampire carnival. I was jealous of a woman who had the key to the costume museum and kept changing clothes. The beagle ran away from me.

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Just another busy day for Belle

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was on a course where I was put on a team with a 3 foot tall man. We had to work on a project for a fish finger hotel. Then I guerilla-gardened some roses in Bromley, and accidently had … Continue reading →

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