Tag Archives: Deptford

Poultry parkour, a strawberry queen and Harry Potter decoration (Belle)

I was sitting outside a cafe with my very old flame JHI when we saw Deptford’s famous ‘free-running rooster’ tumbling elegantly across the rooftops. I made an oath not to eat roast chicken that day. The documentary short featured the … Continue reading

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Wooden man wouldn’t stop (Belle)

A new trendy all-night members’ club had opened around the corner in Deptford. I went to view the facilities. Although I was only a guest, this didn’t stop me from shouting very loudly at a drunken, noisy woman. I put … Continue reading

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Belle seduced by saucepan seller (Belle)

The sparks flew between me and the man selling saucepans in Deptford Market.  He offered to let me drink my polystyrene cup of tea in the passenger seat of his car and we sat in the dark in tense silence.  … Continue reading

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Disasters in M&S, Wales, Deptford and the house (Belle)

I started a new job as a Marks and Spencer cashier and it was the worst debut ever. I was being driven ‘to Wales’ for dinner by a mystery man but we were delayed by the pony and trap in … Continue reading

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