My grandmother and my mother were attempting to get a body to the Battle of Britain reenactment and wanted me to drive them there in my stupid three-wheeler. However I was having trouble maneuvering it out of the parking space because of the double-parked sofas all down the street.

We attended a lecture about the differences between real Battle of Britain heroes and those represented by Hollywood. This is where we learnt that, in Hollywood, pilots wore fake ladybirds on their sleeves but real heroes wore fake beetles.