We helped out at a party in a top floor apartment hosted by two gay friends.
Inevitably one of the young women became addicted to cocaine that very night.
We drove home in TPR’s brand new black Golf GTi with K, J, and their new twin babies.
We helped out at a party in a top floor apartment hosted by two gay friends.
Inevitably one of the young women became addicted to cocaine that very night.
We drove home in TPR’s brand new black Golf GTi with K, J, and their new twin babies.
Mr and Mrs K ran a bed and breakfast in the Lake District. I visited with the intention of staying there to finish my first novel.
I ordered burger and chips for my breakfast. The Ks’ yellow Labrador took a fancy to my food, leapt up to the table, and scoffed the lot.
Robbie Williams explained his secret of song-writing success.
‘If you listen carefully, all my tunes are simply up and down scales with added lyrics’.
As the train came into the station I noticed that all the people leaving my carriage were stars of my favourite TV drama. Dare I tell them how much I love their work?
I was in big trouble for using the disabled toilet – because I was able-bodied, white, and Protestant.
‘Don’t touch it!’ I begged my mother.
The bees responded to the poke and swarmed. I was covered in insects from head to toe.
Until I considered what might happen if I died before TPR, I thought it perfectly acceptable to have secretly married my 35 year old ‘boyfriend’. In practice we hardly ever saw each another, and I wondered if he actually remembered our vows. However, whenever we were together I did enjoy his company.
The poshest restaurant in town did not supply enough waste paper baskets – so everyone threw their rubbish down the lavatories, thus causing a plumbling catastrophe.