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Belle faces up to Rousse’s regular routine

Posted on October 27, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was at some kind of boffin convention and gradually, over lunch, I realised they were looking to me to ‘tell them stuff’. The horror.

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Gary Richardson guides Rousse home

Posted on October 25, 2010 by Dreamaticus

ETS got it into her head that if she kept digging with a spoon just outside the entrance to Tesco, she would discover what had happened to Jane, who had been missing for weeks. I knew that the body lay … Continue reading →

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Campus-based crime caper (Rousse)

Posted on October 24, 2010 by Dreamaticus

VJ warned us that there was a murderer in our midst: 8 students had disappeared mysteriously in the past 6 months. Signs of threats to School staff were the discovery of my black jacket in a pond (MR kindly paddled … Continue reading →

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Belle practises party pyrotechnics, almost with Stephen Fry

Posted on October 24, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I accidentally set fire to a partygoer’s vest and it slow burned all night. Stephen Fry was there too but went home with the only other famous person at the party. Sadly I can’t remember who that was. The District … Continue reading →

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Sorry Michael McIntyre, never seen you (Rousse)

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I walked along the sidewalk of a big Canadian city (most likely Vancouver) with Michael McIntyre, afraid to admit that I had never seen his television show.

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God, fish, chips and helping out Rousse (Belle)

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I had to row across a lake in Ireland with a lady wearing a bustle to get to a wedding where the men wore splendid long black silk raj-style jackets and performed songs, stand-up comedy and yoga for God. Fish … Continue reading →

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All roads lead to the Bristol Road South (Rousse)

Posted on October 22, 2010 by Dreamaticus

My colleague CS asked me what I was scribbling into a corner of my notebook. “My dream for Belle”, I replied. ======= In my highland hotel I bumped into a greying EMc, wearing wonky glasses. He reading stories with his … Continue reading →

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Disasters in M&S, Wales, Deptford and the house (Belle)

Posted on October 22, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I started a new job as a Marks and Spencer cashier and it was the worst debut ever. I was being driven ‘to Wales’ for dinner by a mystery man but we were delayed by the pony and trap in … Continue reading →

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Belle survives Facebook sensation questioning (almost)

Posted on October 21, 2010 by Dreamaticus

An old school friend’s new husband was a Facebook sensation. When I met him he appeared in both his young and middle-aged forms. He questioned me about why I wasn’t married while I stared at a strip of beach thinking … Continue reading →

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Amorous Archers intentions (Belle)

Posted on October 20, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I got drunk and tried to seduce Ed Grundy. Meet another member of the Grundy family in Clarrie Grundy falls victim to loan shark (Rousse)

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