I invented a new paint colour – “Italian Holiday Green” and it was a roaring success.

Then I got married to a celebrity. The wedding was ‘promenade style’. My new  husband and I walked through a succession of Arts and Crafts era wooden homes and I wore a floating lilac dress. Then we happened upon a ‘stadium funeral’ for six families.  I tried to buy tea and fairy cakes for my new husband with a 500,000 Euro bank note. Fortunately my husband intervened before I made even more of a fool of myself.

When we got home we dried the dog on the radiator.