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Monthly Archives: May 2019
Pig on the tube (Belle)
At the Northern Line station, I walked behind a man and his pig negotiating the entry barriers. After they got through, the pig took off running down the escalator. The man was chasing the pig, and screaming “Stop, pig” as … Continue reading
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Tagged commuter, escalator, Northern Line, pig, tube, underground station
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A cradle corpse (Rousse)
My track record with newborns was not good so I was somewhat reluctant when LM’s sister asked me if I would like to hold the baby. While the baby was still in her aunt’s arms, I pulled back the white … Continue reading
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Tagged blanket. face, child, corpse, cradle, die, newborn, nose, risk, sister
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Rousse’s rich skip pickings
My former neighbour was a wasteful interior designer. This was great news for me and the new occupant of the flat above mine. We could take our pick of all the items that the spendthrift had abandoned in the skip … Continue reading
Potential best-seller ‘discovered’ in old library refurbished as cosmetics hall (Rousse)
I’d sneakily commandeered some excess shelving in the HQ of a revered learned society. Amongst the books, I left a mix of cardboard boxes and plastic crates stuffed with stationery and miscellaneous odd belongings for which there was no room … Continue reading
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Tagged best seller, book, box, cosmetics, hall, learned society, library, manuscript, publish
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A winning wedding combo (Rousse)
MSB and I were famous: she for her fabulous gown designs; I for my witty wedding speeches. Whether or not they were our clients, brides-to-be queued for hours for autographs and selfies with us. They were terribly excited at the … Continue reading
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Tagged autograph, bride, design, gown, selfie, speech, wedding
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A French post office heist (Belle)
I recognised most of the gang members in a vague way. I definitely recognised François Cluzet and I decided another chap had been in Amélie. I watched as they planned the post office heist, but also as the police and … Continue reading
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Tagged cupboard, franc note, heist, letters, police, pork, Post Office, robbery
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Professor Belle gets it on with Jason Statham and Vicky McClure
The surprise party had been arranged to celebrate me becoming Professor Belle. Vicky McClure and I began to smooch on the dance floor but I still felt guilty. The previous summer I had run off with her fiance, Jason Statham, while … Continue reading
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Tagged dance floor, ferry port, Jason Statham, long distance lorry driver, professor, Vicky McClure
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Project plans go up in smoke (Rousse)
Out of the blue I heard that I had been named as a co-investigator on a UK Digital Economy Programme Network+ grant on the theme of ‘Place’. The project would be led by a colleague at the University of St … Continue reading
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Tagged companies, company, contract, digital economy, fail, fire, funding, Golf, grant, hotel, maternity, network, place, plan, project, smoke, soft furnishing, sponsorship, St Andrews, university
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Accommodation woes at the University of Birmingham (Rousse)
The renamed, but not refurbished, Mason Hall on the Vale at the University of Birmingham was to be our home for our Masters year. Once again I was sharing accommodation with HJ and SL, although this time it was not … Continue reading
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Tagged accommodation, basin, bathroom, bed, bedroom, Birmingham, camp, double, flat, hall, library, Mason, Masters, revision, study, university, Vale, woe, work
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A bouncing mamma (Rousse)
My mother held up the strange flattened ice form to show it to me. Then, ignoring my shrieked warnings, she stepped backwards and fell 10 feet into the basement yard below. Fortunately she bounced, so was unharmed.
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