The bride wore a bizarre blue patterned lawn cotton gown, as did her chief bridesmaid daughter. Two of her three sons, dressed in black suits, vied for the role of best man.

This all seemed pretty pointless to me since CW and MW had been married since 2002. Why bother with this strangely-costumed second wedding?

Even more puzzling was that TPR was carrying what he believed to be a dead fox to the ceremony. It was, in fact, a very large ginger stoat – and very much alive.