Bruce Forsyth ran into the room brandishing a pair of barber’s scissors.

“Would you mind washing your hair in another bathroom love?” he asked. “I’ve got a client in for a hair cut.”

I said that would be fine, picked up my stuff, and headed out of the room. I smiled to myself when Bruce shouted after me “I wonder what will be on the buffet table tonight?” I would never tire of hearing his catchphrase of the 1970s.

The is Bruce Forsyth’s second appearance on Dreamaticus. You’ll also find him in Bruce Forsyth’s competition (Rousse).