As we hung our belongings up in the gym changing rooms TPR noticed the sign that said that animals were forbidden on site. I took my purple fleece off its hook and passed it to the cat.

“I suggest that you go and shelter under this while we go for our run.”

“No need” replied the cat. “I’ll just use my powers of invisibility to hide.”

The cat’s plan worked reasonably well until my sister S dressed him in (non-invisible) navy blue corduroy dungarees.