I should have put in a complaint to my friend RGJ as the manager of this enormously complex shopping centre. It was simply impossible to navigate.

My worst experience of the day was when I got into the lift. It took me to the top of the tower, then transported me to a satellite mall in Leith.

The only way back to where I wanted to be was by an extremely slow Lothian bus service. The teenage girls trapped with me thought this hilarious, but I had work to do, and no time to waste.