All week LM had been wandering the gym floor in her fitness instructor uniform. Now that it was Saturday morning she had changed into a full length taffeta ball gown. The dress was embarrassingly vile. Its ballooning peach skirt was topped with a burgundy bodice with shawl combo. LM explained that she was wearing the dress in the gym to practise her moves as a bridesmaid for a wedding that afternoon. I didn’t dare ask who created this hideous outfit, but I was sure that MSB would have much to say about it.