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The dangers of internet shopping (Belle)

While showing off my internet auctions skills I accidentally bought a painting by Gustav Klimt for £1million. Shortly afterwards there was a London-wide blackout and I planned to excuse my time-wasting purchase as a ‘power surge’.

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A fortune in apps, an Andy Warhol masterpiece – and Mark Kermode (Belle)

The launch of my third motoring-related app was going to bring in £100,000. It enabled drivers to top up their parking meters remotely. The app’s success meant millions of pounds in parking fines were being lost by local authorities and … Continue reading

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Belle’s attempt at Impressionism

I was holding business meetings in Catford where the blossom was falling like snow. People were painting landscapes on their hands.

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