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Belle the topless medieval carnival worker

I had made a public announcement about my “fantastic boobs” and now here I was being asked to prove it on my first day working at Ye Olde Medieval Fayre. The market town square was beautiful. Bunting was flying and … Continue reading

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Salford scheme shames poor drivers (Rousse)

My driving was getting worse. In Salford I scraped our white BMW against the kerb outside a hospital, nearly taking out some nursing staff. Thankfully the car easily transformed into a motorbike. This meant that I could make a quick … Continue reading

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A carnival career and a secret husband (Belle)

I had been working on the carnival for many years now, travelling to dusty towns and living in a covered wagon. I had worn the same ring for almost 20 years. Made of a dull, grey metal, it featured an … Continue reading

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Vampire carnival (Belle)

I was looking after a beagle during a vampire carnival. I was jealous of a woman who had the key to the costume museum and kept changing clothes. The beagle ran away from me.

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