Tag Archives: bill

Hotel cutlery ‘extras’ (Rousse)

Posted on August 7, 2022 by Dreamaticus

‘Are you insured?’ asked the hotel manager. TPR looked up from his plate of parma ham and Hollandaise sauce. Why did she need to know this? ‘It’s just that we noticed on the CCTV from last night’s dinner service that … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bill, crockery, cutlery, damage, extra, fork, ham, hotel, knife, parma, TPR | Leave a comment

Upmarket afternoon tea in Stockbridge (Rousse)

Posted on February 27, 2022 by Dreamaticus

The Stockbridge salon owner tried to scuttle away when I walked in, but I made sure that she could not ignore me. She managed to squeeze out a chilly acknowledgement, then left me to one of her staff. I had … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged afternoon, bill, cafe, colleagues, hairdresser, salon, Stockbridge, tea, waitress | Leave a comment

Sainsbury’s supermarket misdemeanour results in hefty fine (Rousse)

Posted on November 14, 2020 by Dreamaticus

I was already way behind schedule for the arrival of our dinner guests (CM, VAE and possibly her sister), and now I found myself stuck in the Sainsbury’s checkout queue. I considered all the raw ingredients for supper that were … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged apple, bill, dinner, fine, guest, manager, peel, potato, queue, Sainsbury, shop, supermarket, supper, trolley | Leave a comment

A deadly bed and breakfast (Rousse)

Posted on March 30, 2018 by Dreamaticus

It must have been cold in Susan Morrison’s bed and breakfast because TPR was wearing JH’s woollen beanie hat in bed (while JH slept on the floor beside us). It was a dangerous trek across the field to breakfast the … Continue reading →

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University cuts pay bill by cutting academic hours by a third (Rousse)

Posted on December 2, 2017 by Dreamaticus

When JK hacked into RK’s email account he found over 5000 confidential messages exchanged between university admin staff on the subject of academic pay. The Principal had had a hard choice to make in respect of financial savings. To avoid … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged academic, bag, bill, Christmas, colleague, confidential, cut, drop, email, finanical, gauze, hack, hours, pay, present, Principal, redundancies, redundancy, saving, semester, toiletries, university | Leave a comment

A Christmas party and a visit to Dream (Rousse)

Posted on November 24, 2017 by Dreamaticus

The cost of signing up for the departmental Christmas party was so great that only twelve people turned up for the celebration. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the company of JB, BD and FR at my table – even though BD made … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged bill, celebration, Christmas, colleague, cost, dream, drive, estimate, Haddington, high, hill, meeting, party, Peugeot 205, red, road, St Andrews, steep, street, table | Leave a comment

Simon Le Bon and Duran Duran play Birmingham University reunion

Posted on December 9, 2016 by Dreamaticus

I sat next to Simon Le Bon – and opposite Nick Rhodes and John Taylor – in a club with other former classmates following Duran Duran’s performance at our University reunion. Simon feigned attention in my tale about a friend … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged 10k, bill, Birmingham, buggy, cardigan, charity, classmate, clothes, club, Duran Duran, friend, grandchild, hotel, Jane Garvey, Jimmy Page, John Taylor, needy, Nick Rhodes, performance, poor, race, reunion, silk, Simon le Bon, spot, tutor, university, Women's Hour, yellow | Leave a comment

Wife swap for ferret (Rousse)

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Dreamaticus

Hexham was packed with early morning commuters walking to work. It was particularly difficult to get through the narrow gap next to the abbey with so many people fighting to reach their offices on time for a 09:00am start. Once … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged abbey, artist, automaton, bank, bill, blue, breakfast, buy, Chester, circus, commuters, companion, dummy, exchange, ferret, fields, gap, Heath Ledger, Hexham, hotel, house, iPhone, JOker, lorries, lorry, mime, office, offices, owner, performers, person, photographs, picture, plastic, pony, public, river, rock, rush hour, shoes, shop, show, shows, slippery, swap, town, TPR, train, turbo, wife | Leave a comment

Dietary advice as the Pogues play Leith Walk (Rousse)

Posted on December 6, 2014 by Dreamaticus

When the bill arrived I could not understand why it only came to £10.50. Surely it cost more to see the Pogues in concert on Leith Walk? SE paid with his credit card. Then someone I barely knew gave him … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged advice, bill, card, chicken, concert, credit, diet, dietary, Edinburgh, instruction, Leith Walk, lose, pay, play, Pogues, ready meal, salad, weight | Leave a comment

Medical emergency at King’s Cross, Richard Curtis style (Rousse)

Posted on July 23, 2014 by Dreamaticus

It was as if we were in the middle of a script of a Richard Curtis film, where all the female characters were in love with the same man. I belted one of the other girls with my handbag when … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged arch, £14 million, Bedford Square, belt, bill, body, characters, crush, emergency, female, fit, focus, football, halt, handbag, hospital, ill, journey, Kings Cross, London, love, man, match, medical, plot, Richard Curtis, rival, script, station, student, train, tube, undergraduate | Leave a comment