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Rousse trapped once more

I got trapped to my waist in a newly-gravelled drive.

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Cat dissection (Belle)

I was in a spa/hotel where the cats were all split down the middle.

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Less than satisfactory Christmas dinner (Belle)

I was eating Christmas dinner with a hostess who loathed me and whose husband popped out to the garage to buy prawn cocktail flavour crisps for the starter. Then we walked into the teeny tiny house opposite and it was … Continue reading

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The sky’s the limit for Belle

I was working in an office block in the sky that you had to access via a large ramp, or in a lift wrapped in scaffolding. ======= A cyber-punk band sang a song that included the lyrics “read Business Information … Continue reading

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Office trouble for Rousse

My new office was doubling up as a shoe shop, at which point I begged to be moved.

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House brick Jenga (Belle)

The bricks of the house were being removed one by one like a giant jenga game. Meanwhile I was sleeping on a mattress on the floor.

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Belle wombles, bitterly

I was picking up litter with bitterness in my heart.

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Flower fairies and frat boys (Belle)

I was sitting my mock A Level English exam and one of the set texts seemed to be Flower Fairies. ======= In the US frat boys drove their cars one on top of the other.

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Strange underwear (Belle)

A Bermondsey boxing match, rocket ships and shooting stars, and two strange young men in my bedroom. One of them wore pants with ‘sex’ written on them.

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Peachy-skinned Belle

I had skin like a peach and watched a Texas jug band play.

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