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- Mistress – filmed in front of a live studio audience (Belle)
- Dealing with lift scroungers (Rousse)
- Robot drawing exercise does not live up to undergraduate expectations (Rousse)
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- Sting and spousal abuse at the university reunion (Rousse)
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Category Archives: Uncategorized
The dangers of internet shopping (Belle)
While showing off my internet auctions skills I accidentally bought a painting by Gustav Klimt for £1million. Shortly afterwards there was a London-wide blackout and I planned to excuse my time-wasting purchase as a ‘power surge’.
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Tagged auction, blackout, Gustav Klimt, London, painting, shopping
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Nelson Mandela a surprise breakfast guest (Belle)
It wasn’t clear who my breakfast guests were at first. They had arrived via speedboat from the other side of the bay and were wrapped up in full-length, hooded, fake leopardskin gowns. Only when they removed their hoods did I … Continue reading
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Tagged bay, breakfast, hood, leopardskin, Nelson Mandela, speedboat
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Beckham crisis for HRH Queen Elizabeth II (Rousse)
It was a constitutional crisis. The Queen herself conveyed the disappointing news to a bewildered nation: contrary to popular belief, David and Victoria Beckham were not legally married.
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Tagged Beckham, Beckhams, crisis, David Beckham, husband, married, Queen, Queen Elizabeth II, Victoria Beckham, wife
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Number 26 bus to the rescue (Rousse)
I went out drinking with TPR and his former colleague LC. They got so drunk that I was forced to confiscate LC’s car keys and shove the pair of them on the number 26 bus to get them home safely.
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Tagged 26, bus, car. car keys, drink, drinking, driving, drunk
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Morecombe and Wise not funny: it’s official (Rousse)
As we walked along the seafront Eric Morecombe and I analysed classic British comedy series. I managed to express how some simply were not funny, cleverly avoiding mention of how much I disliked Morecombe and Wise. Later I was back … Continue reading
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Tagged comedy, Eric Morecombe, Ernie Wise, garden, laundrette, Morecombe and Wise, theft, washing powder
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Royal Liverpool Insurance diversifies into the holiday market (Rousse)
The Royal Liverpool Insurance Company offers genteel holiday accommodation in Scarborough, especially favoured by trades union officials.
Desert island discs and Rousse’s knickers
1000 tracks had been assembled in response to my idea for a student Desert Island Discs evening. AJ’s pal Richard did most of the work, seeing this as an opportunity for raising his profile in readiness for an application for … Continue reading
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Tagged black, complain, Desert Island Discs, exam, fall, knickers, lecture, lecture hall, music, noise, performance, silky, students, turban, underwear
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Jordan heart attack scare (Rousse)
Katie Price (aka Jordan) worked as a member of my house clearance swat team. On this day we faced our biggest challenge yet: a secret mission to my parents’ house where we would sort out all their belongings. The actual … Continue reading
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Tagged declutter, decluttering, father, heart attack, house clearance, Jordan, Katie Price, mission, swat
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Julian Sands – ‘lady doctor’ (Belle)
I visited, my gynaecologist, Julian Sands.
