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Boredom relieved by bore (Rousse)

My summer project was to swim all the rivers of Scotland from the sea to source. On a very hot day, I started with the River Forth. Other than a minor tidal bore which surged up the stream mid-afternoon, this … Continue reading

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A pantyless proposal review (Rousse)

XX’s research abysmal research proposal needed a lot of work. He hadn’t even articulated a research question. Instead, all he conveyed in the text was a broad interest in information behaviour and online shopping. I had dozens of questions. Whose … Continue reading

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Dinner, Duns, and editing dissertations (Rousse)

Four years later than anticipated, finally I was the guest of honour at a dinner to mark my retirement. Former colleagues and long-term friends joined the celebrations. The locals included MS and IH from work. From further afield came university … Continue reading

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Looking for LP Hartley’s house (Rousse)

TPR and my sister’s boyfriend CM managed to lift the shopping trolley over the back yard wall. I couldn’t scale it myself, so I went round to the front of the red-bricked terraced house in the hope that the owners … Continue reading

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In the deep end with Tony Soprano (Belle)

I was ‘swimming’ (hanging on to the side of a swimming pool) when I spotted a bathrobe-clad Tony Soprano walking towards me. He jumped in the pool and threatened me angrily, although I couldn’t understand what he was shouting. Later, … Continue reading

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Silent Sting spot in Scottish capital city (Rousse)

Elsewhere fans would have chased him for an autograph or selfie. Only here in Edinburgh could international celebrity Sting emerge from a modest basement restaurant dressed in jeans and a plain brown long-sleeved shirt, a child in each hand, in … Continue reading

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A thousand pound chicken mole dish (Rousse)

It was highly embarrassing that we had accepted two invitations to dinner, both on the night that I was meant to be at my book group meeting in Glasgow. The first was from my childhood friend ECM, and the second … Continue reading

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Castle walls, cake, and equestrians (Rousse)

I was learning how to climb the castle ramparts wearing a pilfered riding hat for protection when a bunch of equestrians came looking for their kit. My teacher – a rough lad mounted on a white stallion that could scale … Continue reading

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Corpse ‘reborn’ at circuits class (Rousse)

My long-dead friend BT turned up to my Wednesday circuits class. I wondered how he would cope with the intensity of the exercises having been buried underground for over 25 years.

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A fabulous doctoral defence finale (Rousse)

In a change to usual practice, all doctoral degree candidates now defended their theses in a classroom in front of the whole school. When it was XX’s turn, the chair realised that he had a conflict of interest with the … Continue reading

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