TPR was forced to return to school. This meant wearing the red and black Stewart’s Melville College uniform. Although his trousers were a little short in the leg, he still looked very handsome.

When LM and I visited the school, we were shocked at the poor state of the lavatories. The gaps between the stall doors were so great that you could not avoid witnessing the activity on the toilets either side of you. For those in the queue, there was a grandstand view.

While I was on the loo myself, LM watched someone with the minimum of self-awareness display his entire naked body through the gaps of his stall door.