Belle’s non-cheap chips

My chip shop had quite a reputation. Many A-lister celebs would queue outside in their finest outfits to purchase “Chips My Way”. The experience included rude staff, no menu choices and high prices.  All my chips were fried in animal fat (“NO VEGETARIAN CHIPS AVAILABLE HERE” signs hung in the windows). The only items on the menu were “Chips My Way” and cartons of tomato juice.

I charged £38 per portion.

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