I raced on my bike through the colleges of Oxford determined to catch up with TPR. I had two important things to tell him:

1. I knew about all his affairs (including the recent one with MNX) and that he’d only stopped sleeping with other women over the past couple of months because it was impossible to get away from me while I was on sick leave.
2. My school friend HH and her horse were pictured on the back page of the Guardian following their recent triumph at York races.