My return to campus was very confusing. I couldn’t even locate my office. In the end I gave up and met the PhD students in the photocopier room instead.

Then I ran into EH. She was curious about my scars and I was happy to show them to her. However, when I lifted my top I was distracted by an array of pea-sized, clear gel-filled, blisters that appeared to have colonised my torso. How did they get there?!!!