I elected to sleep in the static caravan, along with the students. However, I had hoped that I would still be allowed to use the bathroom in the house. When the students told me that they used the caravan shower, or the one on the lorry outside, I felt obliged to do the same.
It would be a lot easier when we travelled south to the conference venue. There everyone was staying in the same hotel. The only way to differentiate between the status of delegates would be the ribbons on the lanyards around our necks.
Back in the caravan, the students were surprised at the frequency with which I suggested that I make them pasta carbonara for their supper.