I overheard TPR tell a conference delegate that he was God, and claim that this was why he was qualified to speak about social media use in higher education (even though he knew nothing about the subject). He also explained that his main priority was to look after just one mortal, and that was me.

While TPR delivered his speech I judged the ‘new product’ competition. I was a very lazy judge, drawing my conclusions on the value of each entry simply on a written description rather than a demo.

Afterwards we went down to the River Thames and watched a medals ceremony for a group of visiting dignitaries.