Before she came home for her tea, I was trying to remember the name of Kylie Minogue’s husband. Wikipedia was no help at all. The entry simply read:

Kylie Minogue’s husband is an internationally famous recluse.

Tom Hiddlestone burst into the room and pressed me up against the marble mantelpiece, where we engaged in some vigorous, hilarious, and highly enjoyable sex. NOW I remembered. We were international spy partners – in the office AND in the bedroom!