We all thought that GG, JG and their daughters and small son were away so I got a bit of a shock when I walked into their bathroom naked and came face-to-face with GG stepping out of the shower. I rolled myself into a ball and crawled away back into the bedroom.

Afterwards GG took their middle child to some sporting event on a very wobbly racing bike. Meanwhile KP demonstrated how she had taken up body building with the six year old daughter of a friend’s boyfriend.

When it was time to head home I commandeered a high-sided bus. I only just managed to keep it upright as I sped round the corners of the seaside town.