Each day that I turned up on campus I discovered that I had a new office. The problem was that they kept packing up my belongings and dumping them in a new location without first removing those of the previous occupant. The fourth time that this happened I found that I had two televisions and several clumps of random electrical equipment to dispose of. KC and GMcC couldn’t wait to get their hands on it.

When I complained to X he gave me a master key for all the offices on campus. Then he climbed into bed with me for the rest of the afternoon. I didn’t mind at all, but he was not happy at all when the news of our secret tryst leaked out.