I volunteered to help with the orphans by taking charge of a very snotty two year old. A male colleague and I chaperoned the toddler around town following instructions issued by a lady dressed in a brown tartan outfit.

Unfortunately we lost our instructor at a bus stop and had no idea what to do next. The only option was to trek across snowy Calton Hill back to Waverley Court to return the child to the care of the City of Edinburgh Council.