I was sitting at the bar, mentally preparing myself for my next meeting.  Since I had arrived half an hour ago several cool, beautiful people had turned up and I was humiliated by my tatty tweed skirt and cardigan.

Despite this I could see that Will.i.am was openly admiring me from across the room.  He looked fabulous in his royal blue suit and smart hat.  When he asked for my phone number,  I knew instantaneously.  I had – at last – met the one.  And the same was true for him.  At long last my true love had appeared.