A handbag thief was on the loose. His method was to slit the base of his victims’ bags from behind then deftly extract the valuables from beneath. He performed this trick on me as I walked down the street.

I later found out that many of the running club girls had also been targeted. Brave Dane MSB was not going to stand for this. She chased after the thief with a dagger. Unfortunately her tiny weapon was no match for his scythe.

Then we discovered that the whole dastardly handbag-thieving operation had been masterminded by the criminal himself in league with running club member and double agent KL.