On a beautiful sunny afternoon, I went to a tower block on the Pepys Estate to visit Vernon Kay. He surprised me by giving me quite a passionate kiss and I had no idea we knew each other like that. I felt desperately guilty and a little bit cross with Vernon when Tess came home. Vernon gave Tess a present – a tin tray – and she was thrilled. As the evening drew on, more of my friends turned up and Tess and Vernon started cooking and opened up their pop-up restaurant.

I ate everything until I uncovered a whole mouse. Astonished, I carried my plate into the kitchen. I said I hadn’t told anyone about the mouse, but had decided to go home to be ill. I wasn’t going back there again in a hurry!