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Archbishop of Canterbury reigns over Wembley and David Cameron settles into Edinburgh pied-à-terre (Rousse)

I was summoned to 10 Downing Street, but I didn’t know why. The house was as packed as a pub on a Friday night and I had to force myself through a throng of MPs, including George Osbourne, to reach … Continue reading

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Gary Richardson guides Rousse home

ETS got it into her head that if she kept digging with a spoon just outside the entrance to Tesco, she would discover what had happened to Jane, who had been missing for weeks. I knew that the body lay … Continue reading

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Tesco domination (Rousse)

Tesco was now so dominant that 90% of the British population lived in a Tesco condo within the local store. This gave them easy access to 24 hour shopping. I hated it, but was scared to leave without TPR. ======= … Continue reading

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Belle’s garden acrobatics

I participated in a record breaking commute via tyre, swinging across gardens on big ropes. Then I sang Polish folk songs in Tesco.

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