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Belle practises party pyrotechnics, almost with Stephen Fry

I accidentally set fire to a partygoer’s vest and it slow burned all night. Stephen Fry was there too but went home with the only other famous person at the party. Sadly I can’t remember who that was. The District … Continue reading

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Mark Kermode does a runner (Belle)

Ron Jeremy was paid £20 to dance at a warehouse party but Mark Kermode disappeared without paying him.

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